Dear American Government:

01Aug09

This country was built under the principles of personal responsibility and self reliance. So do me a favor and:

1. Quit pawing through my money
2. Keep your nose out of my health care decisions
3. Get the hell off my case about what property I own
4. God has nothing to do with it
5. Stop expecting me to work more to be paid less — which is what happens now, thanks to your brilliant methods of tax bracketing
6. Stop telling me it’s my problem that other people make bad decisions — I’d rather use those tax dollars I’m forced by law to throw at welfare abusers to invest in charities I know will actually put the money to good use
7. I want a company vehicle from GM… part of my taxes goes to the American people’s investment, right?
8. Give me my guns. Banning guns from all the good, law-abiding citizens means they’ll be defenseless when criminals hold them up with weapons they got off the black market. It’s not like criminals have licenses for them, anyway.
9. Quit giving a crap about what some two-bit country in the middle of nowhere thinks. Your responsibility is to us, the taxpayers. You don’t have to make citizens of other countries happy; they have their own governments for that. It’s none of their business what we do here.
10. And please. Get a press secretary who has a vocabulary that expands beyond, “I’ll have to talk to my people about that.”

Leave everyone alone and let us fend for ourselves. I’m tired of being coddled. You’re just so suffocating, government, you really are. The founding fathers are spinning in their graves because of how you’ve so closely entangled yourself into our lives. Get the eff out; I’m tired of you being so involved. I love you, but really. Sometimes you just have to let go.

Sincerely yours,
Stephanie
Advocate of Deregulation

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